Compassionate Killer

(Note: Perhaps her name is Loretta, probably not. But when I saw her and the package all I could think was... "Murder Ballads". So, with Joe Wigfall's quote in mind, "Anytime you have people, and they are alive, you'll have something going on", I waited for her to give me a story, by "humanizing" the object. And she did. Thank you, "Loretta")